内容摘要：to the weather. Cover and reseal the containers at night, when frost could damage or kill them.

to the weather. Cover and reseal the containers at night, when frost could damage or kill them.

“You just saw a billion jokes,” says Chad Nackers, who was raised Catholic and now presides asthe satirical site that heralded

with an image of the smiling pontiff encased in a poppyseed-dotted bun.“Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope,” read the headline.The pageantry of the church and the idea of a man who acts as a voice for God, Nackers says, combine for fertile humorous ground no matter the pontiff. Having him hail from the U.S., though, and

opens up a whole new world of funny.“It’s just kind of ripe for humor,” Nackers says.

“DA POPE!” blared the front of the Chicago Sun-Times on Friday, one of countless spins on the city’s unique accent, immortalized

No matter how Pope Leo XIV actually appears, in this realm of humor, he’s a mustachioed everyman who swaps his Ts for Ds: “Despicable Me 4” arrives on Peacock, the political series “The Diplomat” starring Keri Russell and Rupert Sewell, drops its second season on Thursday and the concert film “Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour” on Tuesday.

— Coralie Fargeat’s provocative body horror “The Substance” is streaming on MUBI on Halloween. The filmas Elisabeth Sparkle, a faded Hollywood star who is fired from her aerobic television show on her 50th birthday. In a moment of distress she decides to take a black market injectable called The Substance which promises to take her back to her younger self (Margaret Qualley).

Krysta Fauria wrote that “what begins as a dread-inducing but still relatively palatable sci-fi flick spirals deeper into absurdism and violence, eventually erupting — quite literally — into a full-blown monster movie.”— Two new documentaries focused on familiar names are coming soon. First up, Netflix has the